Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Irene! Ahhhyyeee reeeeneee.

So, its been a while since we've posted, but that's because we ditched out for a bit to get some beach before summer's end...

CliffNotes Catchup --

In Washington D.C., the American Flag split ironically
due to force winds up Michelle Bachman's suit dresses.

Irene, in Brooklyn at least, wasn't more than a bad rain storm. I went to bed in anticipation surrounded in the calm before the storm, and awoke with a radio, candles and porn I MEAN flashlights by my bedside expecting an "historic storm"of treacherous proportions -- instead I found people walking their dogs, all the power worked fine, and there were no downed trees in sight. What the F?
The day after this historic failure storm hit brooklyn I could feel the bad hangover in the air from cooping up in their apartments, taping their windows and boarding up outsides, moving furniture and filling the bathtub full of water, buying lots of unnecessary shit....it makes me think...
What if all this talk about a huge 'cane was created by Target perhaps they weren't selling enough batteries and wood panels.... HMMMMMM

I was actually looking forward to that "historic storm" as they said it would be. Instead I found myself eating penut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch and dinner and marathoning james bond films for a few days.
Aw, now, how many dogs do you think pooped in that exact spot?
He must be a tourist.
There's poop everywhere! Get your face off the floor!
I hope you're drunk.

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