I respect you too Siri...

Hi all,

I know this is some random shit but..I got an iphone 4s *shine shine* recently, but that programmed bitch Siri doen't seem to understand my new york accent. BUT apparently she doesn't seem to understand much of anything, and she'll admit to it too! My girlfriend even put on her proper office voice and Siri didn't pick up much of what she was trying to ask either..

So we were trying to get Siri to tell us how Etta James died which she reinterprets as "edit James diet" "Call Dad Janet" "Call Tessa Jane" etc... anyway....here's how the conversation ensued and quite promptly turns into an x rated convo after we start screaming at her -- and then -- an amazing
google search happens.

ok ok. maybe we got a little too excited with the Siri in my iphone stoned bed conversation but seriously...props for the 17 pet stores you found in less then 5 seconds prompted by the word "pussy." 

Now, that's my kind of gal.

It's ok that you have the vocabulary sense of a 10 year old -- 

I respect you too Siri.

I respect you.

Time for Songs

Dear Readers,

As time goes by and life gets busy, we have been remiss in our blogging.

And so, until time permits us to blog once more... for now, check out our "Songs From Me To You" site. Same people, same taste - just music.

Check it out: songsfrommetoyou.blogspot.com

Signing off for now...

Mario Dante and Dianne Pepper

Holiday Hiatus

Have a very merry one!

Hair.

and the girls

Holiday Gift 2011

So that time of year is upon us where we must empty our bank accounts and start buying shit for others. This year I decided to boycott NYC's holiday season madness and have refused to step foot in a single store.

All of my holiday shopping has been done online.

So here I will feature some of the best gift sites I have stumbled upon. I won't include specific items, as I don't want to risk giving away what I got for certain people who might be reading this!



For the ladies in your life check these sites out (warning, these gifts tend to be on the pricey side):

loveadorned.com

shopjumelle.com

laramelchior.com

For the gentlemen (and some for the gadget loving ladies) in your life:

coolhunting.com

uncrate.com

coolmaterial.com

Many sites feature free shipping this time of year, so take advantage of that. You better hurry though, the days are ticking away. Also, remember Hanukkah starts on the 20th this year!

Happy spending!